Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis.

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90后单(dān )身多金男(🛷)宋(🤛)(sò(🧒)ng )子明有一身(shēn )非凡(㊗)的(🌅)武功，却(què )是一枚现(🦌)实(🦄)生活中如假(jiǎ )包换(😇)的(👇)娘炮(pào )。为和朋友(yǒ(🥕)u )们(🧗)打赌，宋(sòng )子明隐瞒自(🧔)己多(duō )金且会武功(gō(🍠)ng )的秘密，应(yī(😺)ng )聘到健身(💻)馆(guǎn )追求心(🐙)仪女(nǚ )教练黄飞并(bì(🏍)ng )有幸成为其特别助理(🚚)。宋子(zǐ )明和伙伴小(xiǎ(🐻)o )胖(🚱)接受黄飞(fēi )和同(🏥)事(🐸)陈(🎞)艳(yàn )几近残酷的(🚀)训(⏭)练(👅)，糗事不断，笑料连(👄)连(💢)(liá(🚧)n )……为黄飞(fēi )受伤(🍴)住(🐍)院，与小伙伴们(men )一起(🛤)解(⚾)救被拐儿(ér )童，打败(🍊)黑(🚂)龙平息健身(shēn )馆老(🛀)板(🕹)方成(chéng )的江湖恩怨(yuà(📄)n )，宋子明勇(yǒng )敢机智的(🛣)表现赢得了(🌁)黄飞的(de )好(🛫)感。青春(chūn )激(🍟)荡，活力(lì )四射，宋子(zǐ(😫) )明收获了爱(ài )情，与小(🛎)伙伴们一起实现了(le )创(⌚)业梦想，功夫娘炮最(zuì(😣) )终(👪)一炮打响(xiǎng )。

欧阳(🔧)建(🐞)国(🚣)在美玲开的彩票(📈)站(👞)随(🚟)意买了(le )一张彩票，竟(😟)中(🙋)了大奖(jiǎng )。他想通过(⤵)(guò(🛏) )这笔钱摆脱老婆(pó(🤷) )的(😭)多年欺辱，和心仪已(🔧)(yǐ(🍕) )久的美玲在(zài )一起。与(㊙)建(jiàn )国暧昧的美(měi )玲(🐸)，心里已经打好了小算(🏖)盘(pán )，实际上(😠)她(tā )想利用欧阳(yáng )建(👩)国的钱，为自己的男(ná(⤴)n )朋友阿飞还债，谁知阿(🌑)飞招(zhāo )惹的是团伙(huǒ(👏) )头(♋)目花皮，为了保全(😩)美(🍐)(mě(⏪)i )玲，阿飞也有了自(🔨)己(🗿)的(🈺)一系列计划。与(yǔ )此(🎰)同(👁)时，两(liǎng )个到县城的(⏳)(de )小(🧒)偷介入其(qí )中，给穷(♍)途(🥃)末路(lù )的众人再添(🦈)了(🌬)一把火，上演了一出(chū(💃) )啼笑皆非的(de )喜剧。最终(👲)(zhōng )彩票会落入谁手，八(😛)线城市(shì )的(🤞)不同阶层(céng )的人们又(🏪)何(hé )去何从……

影片(🈯)讲述了(le )两个小人物二(🚼)宝和三宝，因(yīn )偶然参(✒)演(✖)了(le )一部抗日神(shé(🌵)n )剧(🚓)，从(👽)陕西(xī )农村一路(🌵)追(♍)到(🍀)广州寻找剧组而发(🥓)生(⏪)的令(lìng )人捧腹又笑(👒)(xià(🧤)o )中带泪的故(gù )事。

辉(🦋)煌(🕧)的(de )吉檀迦利家族只(👶)(zhī(♋) )剩下公主一个人，当了(❣)(le )“女王”的(de )她与权力至(zhì(🐍) )上的政客发(fā )生矛盾(🚩)，不知道如何(🦋)面对以(yǐ(🏫) )后的种种问(🦄)(wèn )题。还好先(xiān )王最信(🛬)任的(de )贴身保镖巴(bā )瓦(💃)尼在女王左右协助她(🐻)打(👄)理(lǐ )一切，慢慢(mà(🍗)n )的(♉)女(🤪)王与忠(zhōng )诚的巴(🌑)瓦(🍋)尼(🚏)(ní )走得越来越近。